I love ketchup.  When I was a kid, I called it "kee-ko."  At an early age I learned that french fries/chips/anything can act as vehicles to get more ketchup in your mouth (condiment schmondiment).  I've been known to eat plain ketchup with a spoon.

I can tell the difference between Heinz and Hunts (and prefer Hunts) and am always on the lookout for new ketchup products.  I will happily put ketchup on many, many foods and eat it at least once a day.  I know it's high in sugar and sodium and don't care.

I am the Queen of Ketchup.